581. Roy Halladay throws more curves than a D-Grade Horror flick.
582. Roy Halladay’s awesome presence could end both the Temple University Hospital’s Nurses strike and the North Penn School District teacher’s strike with a blink of his eyes.
583. Roy Halladay’s cutter eliminates more foes than RAID does to ants and roaches.
584. Roy Halladay is always a Trending Topic on Twitter. Always.
585. Roy has already earned the 2010 Cy Young award for the work in his first three starts. He is just being generous and letting his competition catch-up to him