Roy Halladay Facts: Strikeouts 559-571

559. Roy Halladay knows exactly where the strikezone is when Joe West umpires… and hits the zone with expert marksmanship.

560. Roy Halladay once ate pop rocks and drank a 32 oz bottle of Coca-Cola with a top-off of one mentos mint. It should be duly noted that he survived and went on to pitch a nine inning, complete game, one-hit shutout.

561. If Roy Halladay knows you, you must be doing something right!

562. If Roy Halladay was that off duty Easton cop, he would of beat the crap out of that 21 year old punk for not only puking on his family, but making him scuff his new spikes and would of gotten a medal for it too.

563. Wise man once said: “Roy Halladay doesn’t need to prove his point about being the best pitcher in the National League”

564. Sorry Johan, imma let you finish that comment about you being the best pitcher in the National League Eastern Division, but Roy Halladay is the best pitcher in the National League Eastern Division.

565. Roy Halladay knows that chicks dig the long ball is the best female written Phillies blog… and so should you!

566. While playing scrabble… if you spell Roy Halladay you win. Forever.

567. If/when Roy Halladay plays Monopoly, he always gets out of jail free.

568. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Roy Halladay once and he will strike your ass out.

569. Roy puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. The only difference is, then he strikes people out.

570. Sorry, Eric Bruntlett, Jayson Werth, and Chuck Norris… but Roy Halladay’s beard is better than yours.

571. Roy Halladay has the greatest poker-face of all. Sorry Lady Gaga.

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