221. Once as a teenager in Denver, Roy attended a Rockies game. The away team hit a home run right to Roy in the bleachers and he was prompted to throw the ball back on the field. He threw the ball so hard it went back in time and struck out Henry Aaron and Babe Ruth.
222. Roy Halladay’s only flaw as a baseball player you ask? Slowing down between second and third on his triples.
223. David Beckham brought soccer to America. Roy Halladay will be responsible for bringing baseball to outer space.
224. Roy knows what a Gyroball does.
225. After watch a Roy Halladay breaking ball, FOX immediately canceled “So You Think You Can Dance” because- what was the point anymore?
226. The only reason why Roy Halladay hasn’t won 3 consecutive US Opens? His balls never get hit… by anything
227. Mamma always said life is like a box of Roy Halladay. You always know a fastball is about to hit you in the face.
228. Nobody has started a nuclear war with America because no matter how many weapons they have, we have Roy Halladay.
229. Roy has Medusa-like powers. When batters face him, they freeze at the plate.
230. Roy once robbed a home run over the Green Monster…while he was pitching.