Roy Halladay Facts: Winning Eleven-Twenty

11. Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Roy Halladay before going to sleep.

12. Brett Myers wasn’t re-signed because he didn’t want to embarrass Roy with his “awesomeness,” oh, I mean mediocrity.

13. Roy Halladay gives up a lone run, only so he can say he gave the opposing team a fighting chance before striking them out.

14. Roy Halladay told Tiger it was a bad idea to do what he did. But did Tiger listen?

15. Roy Halladay is so great he makes suicide commit life.

16. Roy Halladay might be a PECO agent. He is always puting opposing batter’s lights out.

17. Roy pitches right-handed because pitching left-handed was too easy.

18. Roy Halladay walks batters just because he can.

19. I won my Fantasy League with one player, Roy Halladay!

20. Roy found Waldo and Carmen San Diego, and then struck them out to retire the side.

BONUS FACT!:  Roy Halladay once struck a man out looking. Literally. Roy just gazed at him and the batter was retired on strikes.

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